Hello All
Well, after a rather hellish overnight train journey from Salzburg to Venice (think a hot, packed train, and a fat grumpy man sat next to you) I arrived at Venice St Lucia train station at 9am Tuesday morning in a bit of a bad mood.
I got off the train, took one look at the hordes of screaming children, dithering tourists and mile long queues for
everything, turned around and got straight back on the train. And ended up in Verona......200km down the road and made famous by being the setting for a romantic story of some kind written by some bloke called William something-or-other.
Naturally, I headed straight for Juliet's house and the famous balcony. It appeared that about 50 million other people had exactly the same idea at exactly the same time. No matter....it just means that all my photos of the balcony feature some slightly bemused Japanese/German/American calling to their loved one below. Very romantic.
But here's the thing. There is a bronze statue of Juliet outside the house, and legend has it that if you touch her heart and make a wish, true love will be yours forever. But it is Juliet's
right breast that has been polished to a shine through years of groping.....and people were queueing up to have their photo taken with their hand on aforementioned right/wrong breast. Now call me a cynic, but I cant help but think that these poor people might be luckier in love if only they had a firmer grasp (excuse the pun) of the human anatomy.
Anyway.....Verona. Soooo pretty. All ringing church bells and little old nuns running around. But alas....the rain followed me from Austria for the first two days of my stay, and when your very beautiful but very boarding-school-like hostel deems it necessary to lock its occupants out of the building from 9 to 5 every day (it takes 8 hours to make my bed apparently), there are only so many ways you can occupy yourself in the rain. Lets just say I resorted to drinking alot of coffee and writing alot of emails.
Luckily, the rain held off for the performance of "Carmen" that I attended in the ancient Roman amphitheatre, which is a bit like a mini version of Rome's collesseum, only more intact. And this time I was far more prepared - I bought a synopsis of the opera in English beforehand (this one was sung in French) although I was still left a little baffled as to why Don Jose felt he just
had to kill Carmen at the end. Sorry, didnt mean to ruin the ending.
I returned to the hell on earth that is Venice train station this morning and....prepare yourselves.....walked to my hostel which is on the other side of the canal......WITHOUT GETTING LOST. I cannot underestimate the importance of this statement. Everybody gets lost in Venice. It makes no sense. A higgeldy-piggeldy maze of a city that is
floating on water. Finding the hostel without taking a single wrong turn is an achievement on a par with the moon landing, or the invention of the wheel, or mobile phones. Needless to say I arrived feeling very very smug.
I then struck out in search of a supermarket to buy something cheap and cheerful for dinner......6 hours later I still hadnt found one and had no idea where I was. When I finally made it back to the hostel I passed the big red sign pointing down the street next to it saying.........."Supermarket". Oh joy.
I am now very much looking forward to getting lost again tomorrow (although I will be more prepared this time and will take emergency rations) exploring this absolutely stunning city.
Right....heading off out for some drinks now. Perhaps I should take a sleeping bag with me just in case.
Ciao x